Portland Skatepark?

Back in the Fall I heard rumors of a new Portland Skatepark in the works. Low and behold the new park is done....well if you can even call it a park! I figured the town had learned from there last mistake making quite possibly the lamest park ever back in the late 90's. Looks like they didn't learn anything cause this park is just as weak! I 'm sure I'd have fun sessioning those various ledges, but come on, this is pathetic!

Did I mention....bikes ARE NOT allowed!

P.S. What's with the neon paint job? Totally tubular!